I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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