Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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