she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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