Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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