Whats the count minus fat chicks?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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