plz talk dirty to me
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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