We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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