I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
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