Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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