I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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