I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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