I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I think I sprained my soul last night
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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