IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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