So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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