so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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