She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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