Bisexual people are plain selfish.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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