I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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