Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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