At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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