People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Randomize
