The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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