There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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