I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
