Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
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