Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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