I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Pooping to opera.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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