scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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