yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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