Say something about gay babies.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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