hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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