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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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