There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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