youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
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so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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