I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Watching her eat just hurts me
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Randomize
