After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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