Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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