using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Congratulations! We have a period
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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