Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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