Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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