i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
