Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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