we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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