I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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