Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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