Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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