For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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