If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Two words: blizzard sex
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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