Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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