I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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